A lot of characters in kids' books have it pretty good, from calling the start of the wild rumpus to ordering room service from their hotel suite. If you could be any character from children's literature, who would you be?
I'd be the princess from The Paper Bag Princess. She saved her own prince from the dragon AND left him (for the dragon?) when he turned out to be a superficial ass. What more could any girl wish to be, but the princess resourceful enough to save a prince from a dragon and smart enough to leave his sorry ass when she realizes that he wasn't worth the trouble? XD